I’m sitting in my room watching Star Trek and sifting through a tin of sea shells(to make a craft with), when it occurs to me that collecting sea shells is the only non-creepy way to collect dead bodies. Taxidermy doesn’t count because stuffed animals have those creepy glass eyes going on. But sea shells? We pick them up on vacation as a way to remember a happy time. We collect the bones of innocent creatures to remember happy times. Creepy. I may have just ruined someone’s next beach vacation. Or made it more enjoyable.